" A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.... The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she dis-robed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While…"
"A Little Christmas Story - - When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to…"
"There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to…"
"Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
"A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping…"
"Dear Tom, Hope you get out soon, I had infection in my Asites pre -transplant and they kept me in 2 weeks, fortunately antibiotics cleared the infection and then they went ahead and transplanted me, As my daughter donated we had the…"
"One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the…"
"A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said,
'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you…"