One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand…"
"A man walks into a packed pub and shouts "Drinks are on me!"So the bartender gives every one a drink and says to the man "that'll be $96 please"The man looking puzzled says "I havn't got any money." So the…"
"Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front…"