Hey Diane I see that ur on the transplant waiting list! I just want to say to ya please hang in ther and dont get dicouraged ur time will come as mines did.. It seem like an enturnity when i was waiting on the list for a new Kidney because i was so tired of the dialysis treamtments i had to endure! but god was great and he delivered my gift to me on Feb 27th 09 2 weeks after my 48th birthday and boyyy what a great birthday present that was to me.. Well good luck and if u ever need someone to talk to i will be here for ya.. Vyckie
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