Hi all. I'm new here and to the transplant world. I knew it was coming, but it kinda snuck up on me. I have my first appointment next Monday to meet everyone at Emory in Atlanta.I was wondering how many here had a kidney and pancreas transplant. Also, how long was your wait? I've spoken to two others and they had theirs after being on the list for less than a month. Surely that is unusually short. Also, is it odd that I am excited about having a transplant? I'm really not nervous at all. Thanks for reading and answering a noobs questions.See More
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