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TC Admin Comment by Karen Weddick on August 24, 2012 at 6:20am

Welcome Robert, hope you enjoy it here and be prepared for smiles and laughs.

Comment by Lili Feldman on August 24, 2012 at 6:01am

Good idea Robert! I'll def look
into it! When I haven't been up all
night and am not brain dead!

Comment by Robert Bui on August 23, 2012 at 9:45pm

Thanks! If I ever come up with one I'll be sure to post it :D. In the meantime I made a little brainteaser group. Check it out!

Comment by Lili Feldman on August 23, 2012 at 9:36pm

Please welcome Robert Bui to
our group. Glad you are here
Robert. Please feel free to post
jokes.

Comment by David Goodman on August 23, 2012 at 6:45pm

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together, like the rest of the world."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah ... a good thing within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man

"No problem," says the rabbi "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"Absolutely Not!" says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing!"

 

 

Comment by David Goodman on August 20, 2012 at 12:43pm

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the London Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

 

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

Comment by David Goodman on August 20, 2012 at 12:15pm

Cute, Karen.

TC Admin Comment by Karen Weddick on August 20, 2012 at 8:34am

Tech Support:

TC Admin Comment by Karen Weddick on August 20, 2012 at 8:29am

Too funny David but good to know.

Comment by David Goodman on August 20, 2012 at 8:05am

 

MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found

that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit

from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.

 

 

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