"Love that last one, Lili!"
Please Read the Label
Some actual product warning labels:
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in the UK
AFTER OPENING KEEP UPRIGHT (DUH!)
On a New Zealand insect spray
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON AMIMALS
In a US guide to setting up a new computer TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES
TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING
(Makes sense...except these instructions were IN THE BOX!)
In some countries on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END
On a Sears hairdryer
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
(Now THAT I'd like to see!)
On a bag of Fritos
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE (The Shoplifter Special!)
On a bar of Dial soap
DIRECTIONS-USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
(And that would be how?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert (printed on BOTTOM of the box) DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
(oops...Too Late! You Lose!)
On a Korean Kitchen Knife WARNING KEEP OUT CHILDREN
(Really?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY
(As opposed to what....use in Outer Space)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS-OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS
(I'm sure glad they cleared that up !!!)
On a Swedish Chainsaw
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
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Permalink Reply by Lili Feldman on -
Those are for real Diane? Makes you wonder. Thanks for that!
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Permalink Reply by Linda Thoma on -
Those were great!
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