"Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends > two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every > Saturday. >> His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, > so for his birthday she takes him to a local > strip…"
"AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.I have been with a loose girl'.The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Charlie Fleming ?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were…"
" An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard and the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt…"